How are you? No, really. How the hell are you? Just the fact that you’re on this page instead of some news page is a good thing. Take a few deep breaths. Feels good, right? You will likely click elsewhere in mere moments and it will all be over, so enjoy the relative serenity for as long as it lasts.

A few words about what I’m up to. First off, I just got engaged! My now fiancee, Madalyn, and I have decided to become husband and wife. I will be playing the role of husband. I’m very excited.

My full schedule is now up, including tour dates with Jim Gaffigan. He and I will be doing April in Paris! Romance seems to be everywhere.

My web series Teachers Lounge won two Cynopsis Media Awards:

- Best New Comedy Web Series

- Best Guest Appearance in a Comedy Web Series (Jim Gaffigan)

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Hollis James and I with Jim Gaffigan as the School Nutritionist.

Hollis James and I with Jim Gaffigan as the School Nutritionist.

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I am planning to record a new one hour special in the autumn of 2017. I’ll keep you posted on that.

See you out there, on there or in there.

Ted